when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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