i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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