My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
