Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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