there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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