my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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