Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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