absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm getting married
To pizza
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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