Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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