ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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