just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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