you guys were way drunker than both of me
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
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