Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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