I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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