They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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