So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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