why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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