So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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