Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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