i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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