South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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