I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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