Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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