we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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