omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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