Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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