A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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