So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
