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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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