Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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