at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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