So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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