So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
