Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize