I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Watching her eat just hurts me
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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