When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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