She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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