I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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