Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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