should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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