I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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