Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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