How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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