I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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