just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just tell him i said nine months
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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