yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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