She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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