Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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