The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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