do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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