oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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