Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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