420 ftw
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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