biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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