he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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